Estate Comforts
Pimento Cheese
The Strategy:
Pimento cheese is the pâté of the South — humble on paper, but set a bowl of it on the table and watch it vanish. The whole of it comes down to two unhurried habits: grate a good block of sharp cheddar by hand instead of reaching for the pre-shredded bag, and let the cream cheese sit out until it is truly soft. Do those two things and the food processor turns out a spread that is rich, tangy, and thick enough to hold its own on a cracker — all in under ten minutes.
Ingredients
- 4 ounces sharp cheddar cheese, grated, about 1 cup
- 4 ounces cream cheese, room temperature, about 1⁄2 cup
- 2 green onions, thinly sliced, about 2 tablespoons
- 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
- 1⁄2 teaspoon onion powder
- 1⁄2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1⁄4 teaspoon paprika
- 1 (4-ounce) jar chopped pimentos, drained
- 1⁄2 teaspoon kosher salt
- 1⁄2 teaspoon coarse black pepper
Instructions
- Bring the cream cheese fully to room temperature and grate the cheddar by hand — a soft base and freshly grated cheese are what keep the spread creamy rather than grainy.
- Add the cheddar, cream cheese, green onions, mayonnaise, onion powder, garlic powder, and paprika to the bowl of a food processor. Pulse just until combined.
- Add the drained pimentos, salt, and pepper. Pulse a few more times — stop while you can still see flecks of red, so the spread keeps a little texture.
- Taste and adjust the salt, then scrape into a serving bowl. It is ready to spread right away, though an hour in the refrigerator lets the flavors settle and deepen.
Thing to Note:
This is a traditional recipe for pimento cheese. However, your pimento cheese is yours! Feel free to swap out the cheese for whatever you have on hand. In place of cheddar, substitute Monterey Jack, American, Gouda, Swiss, gruyere or a combination of all these. Pimento is great, but you can substitute with roasted red pepper, sun-dried tomatoes, or Peppadew peppers. I sometimes add diced jalapeño or poblano peppers. For a creamier version, I add a spoonful of sour cream or unflavored greek yogurt. Do what feels right to you — you can’t mess this up!
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The Heart of the Table
Every Southern kitchen has its own pimento cheese, and every cook will tell you theirs is the right one. I grew up on it spread thick between soft white bread — cut into triangles for card games and into neat quarters for the after-church table, the same bowl carrying us through the easy afternoons and the tender ones alike. That is the quiet magic of it: it asks almost nothing of you and gives back a whole table’s worth of comfort. Make it once the way it is written here, then make it yours.
Neighborly Grace
- THE PRESENTATION: Mound the pimento cheese into a heavy, rustic bowl and set it at the center of a board with a fan of buttery crackers, celery sticks, and a few halved radishes for color. Tuck a small spreader into the bowl and let everyone help themselves — pimento cheese is meant to be shared, not plated.
- THE POUR: For the grown-ups, a cold, hoppy lager or a splash of bourbon over ice stands up beautifully to the sharp cheddar. For the table at large, nothing is more at home beside it than a tall glass of well-iced sweet tea with a wedge of lemon.
- THE VIBE: Easy, unhurried, and Southern to the bone — a screen-door afternoon with the ceiling fan turning slow, good company, and no one in any hurry to leave.
